Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc The Coopers (such nice family)Full of little kidsAll of them God’s childrenWe did what they did bid Production Notes Mrs and Ms hair by Stan’s Hairstyling to the StarsPost Production Notes You couldn’t get a more nicer familyShe made the dresses from left-over curtain material.Continue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”
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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
(Stan’s flat out keeping up. So am I. He says thankyou Don. How thoughtful?) Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc We are Christian CrusadersCrusading in the parkBig Al is our leaderListen to us, hark Production Notes A chance to get out of the studio for photoshoot by Perc Don MatthewsAugust 2021
My Dear Hobby
I love my dear pet HobbyAnd Hobby he loves meI give him everything he wantsIncluding his TV…. And his favourite videos…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Spanky
Spanky was the runner-upIn 1957Most disgusting in literature(The woman’s name was Helen)…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Distillery
This distillery’s illegalMakes illegal beerGotta end this caperFrom the front (not rear)…. Detroit 1929. Prohibition agents discover an illegal distillery….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc The job with Ursula threw usWe were all unpreparedShe’d done an adults only oneAnd wanted cover bared Production Notes Perc was a mess. Couldn’t get bra to stay upHair styled with difficulty Post Production Notes We noted this was only No1 of Vol1. Despite muchContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”
Duck
I bought this little duckTo play with in the waterFound it very usefulWorked just how it oughta…. Maybe try a light beer dear?……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Fred came to us not happyFeeling gutted, downSomeone nicked, dunno he saidNicked his cap and gown Production Notes Perc tried to brighten Fred up but to no avail Post Production Notes Police were able to locate the cap and gown andhave been returned to himContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”
Harry the Taxi Horse
I am a horse (called Harry)Taxi work I doCarry all sorts on my backCock-a-doodle-doo Rooster at top provided cock-a-doodle-doo…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
I’m Not a High-Class Poet
I’m not a high-class poetDon’t even strive for suchI’m satisfied with what I’ve gotThankyou very much Don MatthewsAugust 2021