I’ve joined with other FacersAll around the EarthEntered (waiting congrats)(From all) my date of birth…. Why is it calling me Gary?……. Why have all my friends forgotten my special day?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
Where Are You My Darling?
I had you in my clutchesThen you went awayWhere are you my darling?Tell me you’re OK…..
1st Prize. Not Hard
I have a very nice cockIt wasn’t even hardIt won myself a 1st prizeEasy, not real hard…. Well done birthday boy…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Hong Kong Street Life
I’d love to live in Hong KongPeople all aroundLots of socializingLiving off the ground…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
We Believe in Starting Young
We bought her her own IpadWhile young to make a startLearning ’bout technologyBut still make little farts…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Lift Level Forty-Three
Mummy I’m in desperateNeed to do a weeThere’s one right in the corner dear(Not yet at forty-three)…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Decadence
The billionaire and mansionSkyscraper and the lotDecadence such decadenceShows the haves/have nots…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Mad Max Vehicles to be Auctioned
You interested in expressing a madnessFor Gigahorse, Doof Wagon, War Rig?Used in the filming of Mad MaxThey’re big and need wallets big big Don MatthewsSeptember 2021 Skip’s gonna set up a back-yard museum. Charge a bottle of beer at the doorI said three…….
Graffiti
Billy no you cannotGraffiti on the wallOwner has alternativeGo give them a call….. Aw mum it’s not the same…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Help Stan, We Need You
We had another builderDo a job or twoLeft us with this problemDon’t know what to do?…. Can fix no worries folks…. Oh thankyou Stan. We love it……. Isn’t he nice dear? Our favourite tradesman is Stan…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 