poetry – Page 183 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Type

Write something incorporating the word ‘type’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TYPE My odes are of the silly typeSilly silly twatBut deep within that sillinessIs deep deep meaning, what? I’ve convinced myself Fan…… DM

Harry You’re a Dope to Claim

Narcotics they have helped meMentally and allHarry you’re a dope to claimDrugs give you a ball Harry has talked about his use of cocaine, marijuana and alcohol and taking the hallucinogenic drug ayahuasca “changed me”, describing it’s effect like “cleaning the window”. This is the wrong message to young people about using drugs as aContinue reading “Harry You’re a Dope to Claim”

Abandoned and Neglected

Once I was an engineSteaming everywhereAbandoned and neglectedNo-one seems to care DM

I Install ATM’s. Am Very Happy with My Job

I am a bank installerInstalling ATM’sI’m really proud of this oneIt’s one of my own gems DM

Buy Local, Support the Economy

I bought this sprayer made right hereSupport economyHello? what’s this underneath?So much made locally DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Cook

Write something incorporating the word ‘cook’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO COOK What can I cook upFor my ode tonightBrain is still el bustoNothing there in sight Still no go Fan. Sorry…… DM

Abandoned and Neglected

I used to be a hotelPatrons everywhereAbandoned and neglectedNo-one seems to care DM

Gadget

Bought myself a gadgetHelps me pass the timeFind it very usefulPassing lots of time DM

Who Designed This Poster?

I look out for my boy I doProtect him every dayWe are a hard-hat familyHard-hat let’s sing yay! yay! daddy….yay! son…. I like this hammer daddyIt’s heavy, thick and wideWatch me bang it through the boardShit, leg’s on other side You gotta wear your hard-hat sonProtect your head from hammerShit, he’s gone and hit hisContinue reading “Who Designed This Poster?”