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Stan Packs Cockroaches

I love my little cockroachHe runs around the floorPacking now for kiddies toys500, to do more…. Yes boss?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Bloody Neurons

I’ve got so many ideasComing out my headMy bloody neurons won’t let upThey just won’t go to bed I’m doomed…. Don MatthewsUnder neuron attackApril 2021

I’m Gonna Try a Bike Trick

I’m gonna try a trick I sawAt the motor showRevving up, check line of sightLooks easy, here I go…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Stan’s Taken On a New Job

Stan’s taken on a new jobOne in which he revelsWith his little scoop he trapsBubbles, for spirit levels Someone has to do it…. Don’t they?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Priscilla Experiments With Hypnotism On Lizzy

Listen to me LizzyLook into my eyesAre you feeling sleepy?I will you hypnotize…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Priscilla’s Found a New Toy

I’ve got me a new play toyRelieves the lockdown boreRoom to room I zoom aboutThrough connecting doors…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Poet Don and Class Celebrate World Ukulele Day 2 February

Does any one know what a ukulele is?…. (blank looks all round…..) I have written a special poem to introduce our lesson today….. Oooh…. A ukulele is a smallGuitar on which to strumYou have two choices with your mouthWhen strum – to sing or hum Oooh…. To help you understand the delights of this littleContinue reading “Poet Don and Class Celebrate World Ukulele Day 2 February”

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