Don’t want to be infectedTouching buttons, liftNeed to go to second floor(I’m told this lift is swift….) Best I could do. Sorry…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Stan Does a Playground Build
I built this fun inflatedPlayground ride for kidsDesigned from mother natureDesigned it, yes, I did…. Parent complaints boss?…. Why?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
They Impounded My Porsche. What?….
Wrapped up my Porsche in gold vinylDid it for show and a razzleCops took it from me , impoundedSaid it’s not safe, caused a dazzle What?….. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/driver-takes-rap-for-dazzling-gold-porsche-8mvnqjj8r Don MatthewsMay 2021
Doof Doof Doof
They come round my corner sound blastingBloody well raising the roofThe windows rattle out of their window framesSubwoofers belt out doof doof doof The occupants must be stone deaf….. Don’t get me started on car and motorbike exhausts…… Don MatthewsApril 2021
Bedside Light
Hubby (for my birthday)I asked him for a lightWith a globe (low wattage)Romantic (not too bright)….. I love it dear. So romantic…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Assists the Speaker
Thankyou all for coming hereFor my talk todayStan he will now demonstrateHow it’s done right way When you’re ready Stan…. Just the roll Stan…… Sorry…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
It’s Lovely Dear
I love collecting pebblesSmooth and round and flatI take them home to my placeAnd place them where I sat…. It’s lovely dearWhen are we doing the kitchen sink?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Happy Little Urinals
We’re happy little urinalsStanding in a rowAccommodating eight at timeAll sing doh si doh Best I could do…..sorry Don MatthewsMay 2021
Lines
We have an applicatorWhich lines the road with paintBut last night’s applicatorSeems to have lacked restraint…. Stan?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
China’s Solution to Cheating Hubbys
My husband is getting bit friskyThis slinky he’s found on a roamI’ve just popped a pill in his weetiesNo longer no slinky no roam Funny, I can’t seem to get it up anymore….. Newspaper article explains Don MatthewsMay 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 