He went on a trip collecting vinylFilled up his case then when finOn returning to Australia, the customsSaid sorry, we can’t let you in Adelaide Hills Hood Matt Lambert came home with a suitcase full of 70’s vinyl records. They wouldn’t let him in as they had detected traces of cocaine. Turns out the recordsContinue reading “Vinyl Addiction Causes a Problem”
Tag Archives: humour
Beachbound
I’m feeling laid-back, fancy-freeAm headed for the beachHandles (used to get me there)Safely within reach…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
We Are Cultured Down Here in Australia
Down here in OrstraliaWe are a cultured lotStradivarius violinsAll of us have got Go Einstein….. Only 650 Stradivarius remain in the world of which 600 now reside in Australia lovingly played by many of our young Einsteins….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Fancy Lifter
I am a fancy lifterEntry as per normExit I do differentTo the usual form…. I’m auditioning for the Olympics…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Throw Us Down a Sack Mate
Throw us down a sack mateI’m used to doing thisHang on a mo while I just goGo and do a piss…. Jeez man don’t you understand ‘hang on’?….. Don MatthewsJune 2021 No brain no pain
Kingpin
Established me an empireMaking lotsa doughShifting drugs around the worldKingpin me ho ho Busted?….. You shoulda done computer studies dad….… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Safety First on the Road
I find my little HondaUseful to transportThis lovely canvas paintingThat I’ve just gone bought Hello? that van ahead of meHas not closed it’s back doorGosh, that’s rather dangerousIt’s very safety poor…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Tommy
Haven’t heard of Tommy?Tommy of Rot fame?What a crying pityWhat a crying shame Wot rot…… Don’t be disrespectful….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan’s Photographic Service
Easter time has come aroundStan’s into taking picsHis customers will office-comeTo make their photo pick…. Call Stan for your next doggie shoot…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Best Man
Had a spot of troubleWedding. I’m best manGrabbed the wedding presentCame just as I am…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 