OK Stan just tip itTip it next to meNo probs, I’ll hear it comingDon’t worry you can’t see…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
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I’m Gonna Break This Brickwork
I’m gonna break this brickwork withMy favourite go-tool toolUse fiercest concentration(Safety is my rule)….. One dedicated worker…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Covid Test
This Covid test’s a buggerMust have it I supposeIt’s such a bloody nuisanceIt just gets up my nose Don MatthewsJune 2021
Light Switch (Stan installed)
I am an aged care residentGone dark, needs turn on lightShit! what’s that loud whoop whooping sound?I just switched on a light?…. Manager John – I think we need to call installer Stan back……. I nearly had a heart attack John…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
The WP Board of Poetry Have Got It In For Me Again
The WP Board of PoetryHave got it in for meThey say I am embarrassingThe blog community Your spelling is atrociousYour grammar’s gone to shitYou’re mocking our Queen’s EnglishYour poetry don’t fit Doesn’t…… Wot?….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Jumps at an Advertising Challenge
The local Chinese restaurantWished to advertiseSo Stan jumped at the challengeFor all the passing eyes….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
I’ll Only Be a Second Perc
Nah Perc, don’t need botherTo put this thing on lockI’ll only be a secondTo get this thing unblocked… You’re over 18 Stan. I trust you……. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Gender Neutral
We’re into gender neutralHip hip hip hoorayNo more male and femaleNo more sex today… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Safety Goggles
Whenever I do weldingI use my goggle eyesToday I couldn’t find themSo had to compromise…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
How Come Don?
I have so many ideasComing out my headI really can’t/don’t follow“I’ve writer’s block” when said My mind’s strung out in overloadYou ask me why? how come?Writers block’s a myth to me(But not it seems to some) How come Don? My bloody pesky neuronsJust won’t give me a breakThey simply keep on partyingAnd tell me goContinue reading “How Come Don?”
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