They asked me to designA lecture room to teachA subject which was new to themAnd bit beyond their reach I did it…. And the subject was…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
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Couch
I bought myself a couchComfy soft and pink(Liberace I love you)Rinky dinky dink…. Couldn’t afford the diamond studded one……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan Finds Space for the Toilet
We were bit squashed for spaceSo had to put it thereThe Board of Health OK’d itDon’t think they really care…. We like it Stan. Quick pop-up in-between cooking the peas…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Man of Cloth
I am a man of Godly clothI must stay Covid freeFashion conscious, must stay coolMy flock depend on me…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Uncle Les and Aunty NanceSuch nice couple wasAsked did we know Jesus?Why we asked? Becos…. Post Production Notes Is Erick on loan from Beverly Stan?…… Beverly /Erick Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Ethel You Around?
Shit it’s done a rolloutEthel you around?I’m stuck in here, can’t do itIt’s rolled out , got unwound…. You got a problem dear?……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Yvette was a stunnerShredding her guitarEntertained the devilWhat more can I say? Did the job. Collected the money.Everyone was happy. Even Satan. Post Production Notes Shit Stan I think someone’s pinched our idea…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Perc and I we learnt a lotLots we didn’t knowThat Satan’s for the roostersWell I’ll be, there ya go…. Production Notes We thought the rooster was nice touchTommy explained that ‘philistine’ is Egyptian for ‘rooster’Tommy brought along his wife and sweet smiling childPost Production Notes We learnt a lot of new things from TommyPerc learntContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Joey made an LP(Was Joey’s great wave-brain)To only sing one song on itAgain, again, again His record it was differentSame song repeat repeatHe asked if we could do a coverShowing this repeat We said no probs Joe…… Production Notes Trialed our new halo-making machine .JoeContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”
Fiddles and Me
I named my new cat FiddlesFiddles named me DonYou maybe think this madness?Possibly, ding dong Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 