I’ve got this new Mercedes(Delivering to a shop)They said I gotta make sureIt’s top is on the top…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Stan and Perc on a Construction Job
Hey Perc? where did that thing go?That thing was on my crane?Dunno mate, it’s disappearedCan’t find it, looked in vain…. Shit Stan, are we insured?…….. I thought you renewed it, didn’t you?………. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc This one’s from the circusCame with icecream bellsSaid he was a hit with kidsWe said bloody hell Did the job. Collected the cashEveryone was happy….. Production Notes Had bit of trouble with icecream bells meltingPerc popped them in freezer between photoshoots Post Production Notes JeezContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”
Tesco Flushable Toilet Wipes
Tesco flushable toilet wipesSparkles up your looSafe for our environmentFish and kiddies too…. Well done Tesco…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Looking for the Enemy
I’m looking for the enemyAlert, eyes all aroundI’ll notice any movementHear any little sound…. The haunting work of Kevin Weir Transforming old photos into surreal stories Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Drunk on Power
We want cognac, designer clothesPlease send, them very goodWhat’s that you say we’ve millions withChronic shortage food? North Korea is pressing for an end to sanctions on luxury goods in a sign the hedonistic dictator Kim Jong and his fat cat cronies are being hit hard by the bans Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Made Local Buy Local
I am your garden helperMade in USALocally produced for youLocal to this day…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Northern Clime
We live here in the northern climeThe sun does not reach highSo have to make good use of itMake use when it’s in sky…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Countess Minto
I am the Countess MintoDon’t mess around with meMy weapons can be dangerousJust scroll down and see…. The work of Keith WeirTransforming old photos into surreal stories Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Jack and Jill’s Influence on my Rhyming Career
Why do I always write in rhymeAnd not in boring prose?Cos Jack and Jill went up the hillCos that’s why, there ya go’s Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 