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Poet Don Reporting on Famous Bed-In

Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old-school. In 1969John/Yoko did beganA live-in in their bed (for peace)In room in Amsterdam The world is more at peace now……. Thanks to John and Yoko…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan and Perc. Specialists in Wrap

We make a good teamSpecialists in wrapAlways in demandOur work is not crap…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Clowns

I have two clowns for brothers(Or brothers acting clowns?)They’re always happy, full of funJoin circus when in town…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Saw

We made an adver-tisementPromoting our new sawAdded a sweet kiddieTo complement the saw…. Buy a saw for your kiddieTop toy……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Jungle Crawl

I’m gonna hook a rope upDo a jungle crawlMake sure it is tight and firmEnsuring I don’t fall…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Priscilla Loves to Hear Me Play

Priscilla is FCS’s cat Cilla’s into musicLoves to hear me playShows appreciation inHer very special way…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Reflection

I stood beside the waterPoolside, looking inReflected with me was my dearLittle sister, twin…. I must tell my physics teacher…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

A Decent Rhyme

Takes a bit of effortTakes a bit of timeAvoiding corny cliquesTo make a decent rhyme Jack and Jill was a struggle…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Paint

I’m sitting in a galleryWhen someone downloads paintThey might think it is funny Happy no I ain’t…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc The makers of this record(Christian through and through)Sent in cover modelsOne in pink and blue How nice……. Post Production Notes They gave us a demonstration of their workout routine. Perc is now a firm believer and says they are welcome back anytimeThe music of BJContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”