We’re paint tubes Daler RowneyValue guaranteedFull from top to bottomYes, we are indeed…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Fireworks
My boy is into fireworksExploding things (with care)His latest trick’s bit ordinary butYou gotta start somewhere….. He wants to do a car next……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Spring
Spring has sprungCows drop dungBulls well-hungWhat the fung? clap….clap…..clap Thankyou…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
France’s Expensive 2014 Train Bungle
We just have bought a new train fleetThe country’s joy and prideAppears we have a problem thoughCan’t squeeze past, seems too wide…. 2,000 trains ordered. Too big for 1,300 stationsWrong measurements given to manufacturer. Calculations based on 30-year-old station widths. No-one bothered to verify. 1,300 stations needed altering Estimated damage value $68 million Don MatthewsAugustContinue reading “France’s Expensive 2014 Train Bungle”
New Watermelon Variety
I do love watermelonsEspecially squeezed drinkMust be a new varietyVariety I think…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Perc Assists Stan on a Tow Job
Just a gentle tug StanGentle as you goLeave the structure standingTake it nice and slow…. Well done Stan…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Door Opener
I need to enter, openThis door in front of meSitting in my wheelchair butNo button can I see?…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Plate above my Head
I have twirling above meWould you believe a plate? No?…. Why have I got a plate above my head?……. Dunno?…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021 Bill Domonkos is a filmmaker, GIF maker and stereoscopist from San Francisco, USA. The artist combines 2D and 3D computer animation, special effects, photography and manipulated archive film footage to create uniqueContinue reading “Plate above my Head”
I’m Not Too Good at Pool
I’m not too good at pool I’m ‘fraidEyesight’s not the bestJust play around with ball and cueLuck takes care of rest….. Easy……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Tesco Employs Stan for Frypan Label Job
I now have an important jobWith giant market chainChose the bestest sticker whichWon’t come off again…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021