California likes to partyCaters for all typesPlenty practice yippee doo‘Fornia party hype…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Tag Archives: humour
The London Museum
The London Museum has thought ofKids who all come through their doorWhen needing to wash all their handsAt various heights from the floor…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Interior Decoration
We had our throne-like toilet doneAnd we were so impressedWe moved on to the bathroomAnd also much impressed…. Next project bedroom…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Retains Heritage
The Council they required of meFacade it had to stayImportant for our heritageHeritage they say…. Well done Stan…… Thanks boss…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Solar Panel
We cannot waste the sunshineAs it rounds the skyHarnessing it’s energybefore it says goodbye…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Stops for a Cup of Tea
At first I did the centre(Where it’s meant to be)After doing edgesI stopped for cup of tea…. What else could I do boss?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
We Wanted Something Different
We wanted something differentDifferent from the restSomething architecturalFunctional at best…. Shit love I’ve fallen through a gap…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Fertilizes the Oval
I’m groundsman for the high schoolIt’s time to fertilizeThe oval with my tractorHello? Why it dies?…. You used weedkiller. Idiot…… Sorry boss…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Door
A door I need to openFor a jug of milkAny one will do…. What?….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan the Emergency Worker
Was called out for emergencyPacked my bag of tricksFixed the problem (easy)Problem sorted, fixed…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 