humour – Page 252 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Why I Could Not Post Fandango’s Word Challenge Saturday

While at computer I didI did fall asleepKeyboard wondered what hit itHead also, did it All good now…… DM

Message on a Door

There’s lots of noise I’m hearingGoing round our floorSo went and put this messageOn their hotel door….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Banana Seller

I make a living sellingBananas by the handJust setting up for daily tradeSetting up my stand….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Kodi Smit-McPhee

Look at look at meI’m Kodi Smit-McPheeDo you like my suit?I think I’m rather cute I’m ashamed to say he’s an Australian actor. Shit, what a poof…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Yep Becos

I left my car parked in the streetVery safe, it wasArose next day, looked out, yep safeYep was safe, becos…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

World’s Worst Rapper Arrested in $3.6b Bitcom Theft

The theft along with husband, dubbed ‘Bitcom Bonnie and Crypto Clyde’ face up to 25 years in prison if convicted of money laundering. Heather Morgan, aka Raunchy Rapper Razzlekhan aspired to be a top rapper. Raunchy rapper HeatherRap star wants to beVideo she’s just put upPretty shit to see I believe the site has beenContinue reading “World’s Worst Rapper Arrested in $3.6b Bitcom Theft”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Pronto

Write something incorporating the word ‘pronto’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PRONTO Why am I not prontoContributing tonight?I’ve fallen in a heapCan’t think of what to write Hopeless…… Sorry Fan. Friday, end of week. Everything shuts down…… DM

Waiting at the Slot

I’m waiting for the postmanTo see what he has gotStanding on my toy truckWaiting at the slot…. Shit mummy…… Yes, we’ll have to tell the postman to look in the slot first sweetie…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Tasty Morsel

I’ve seen a tasty morselGone in to pick it upThen turned around to out I goBother, shit, what’s up?…. I’m sure I came in here?….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

MISSING ELEPHANT

Gifted to Bushboy by Fandango Last seen swimming off to who knows where? Answers to the name of Lottie Please check your swimming pool– a tsunami could indicate Lottie Is Lottie is pining and gone looking for love? Did Bushboy forget her favourite peanuts? (Nobbys Nuts her favourite BB) Contact Fandango, Bushboy or FCS ifContinue reading “MISSING ELEPHANT”