Priscilla is FCS resident cat I put these bananasIn front of the catBut didn’t expectShe would do that Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Tag Archives: humour
This Covid’s Driving Me Nuts
Trapped inside by CovidLockdown’s sending me insaneJack and Jill went up the hillAnd Billy’s rocks went down the drain glug glug glug DM Nov 22
Why I wondered?
Sitting quiet watchingRound me going onSuddenly this happenedWhy I wondered why? Shit mon you alrght?…… Cut camera …… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Coffee I’m in Trouble
Coffee I’m in troubleMy head’s gone vacant (shit)I don’t know what to write aboutI feel a useless git It’s suggesting table……. I am a wooden tableI have four wooden legsKick them out from under meI then will have no legs DM
Revenge
Where are you my brotherRevenge I need to giveTo me he’s been a bastard(But I will let him live) After a little pain…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Somber
Write something incorporating the word ‘somber’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SOMBER Corrupting English languageYou Yankees take the cakeSombre into somberShit, for goodness sake What you trying to do Fan mate?…… You already messed with our tyre…… And centre…… What next?…… Timbre > timber?…… DM
Ronnie (Poet) Gusher
Hello there…… My name is Ronnie Gusher(Ronnie with an R)From my mouth gush poetryGush (yep) wide and far Please gush more Ronnie……. We love you do…… Flutterbys are flitteringWatch them flitter flitterLook! there goes a golden oneGlitter glitter glitter (They’re swooning……) Hark, the buzzing bees (my flock)Sipping nectar/honeySee this hat here at my feet?Donations forContinue reading “Ronnie (Poet) Gusher”
Tinman
Kiddies I’m the TinmanEnter through my bumClimb up to my kneecapsThen slide down ho hum Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Priscilla on Grenade Duty
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Due to her nimble pawsThey chose her for this taskIt makes her feel importantAnd very pleased they asked Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – High
Write something incorporating the word ‘high’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HIGH Hi highHi lowTwitter twitterGo go OR G’day highG’day lowDrivvel drivvelYo ho Best I could do Fan…… Under Covid circumstances…… DM
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