Physics does explain this1/2bh, the keyDog has got it worked outScroll down have looksee Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
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My Dog and I
My dog and IWe love to shareA little shudderA little stare Don MatthewsFebruary 2023 GIF not loading properly. Reason unknown
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Why
Write something incorporating the word ‘why’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO WHY Why do I write these odes?Why do I waste my time?Why do I fill my time with twat?Why do I write in rhyme? Dunno?…… DM
New Attraction
We have a new attractionAdded to the showTourists all are welcome butThe act might be bit slow Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Aisle 11
My favourite aisle in WalmartEleven, (one-stop shop)Pick up some nice religion(And a gun or two) Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Roald Dahl Rewriters Move on to Shakespeare
We’ve axed offensive language fromThe works Roald Dahl hereWe now are moving to the worksThe works of Will Shakespeare DM
Rock Concert
Concert (rock) fantasticWore my sexy dressWas not too revealingSaw (yep) Johnny Depp Go Johnny…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Sprayer
I bought this fancy sprayerMarket (new) it wasYou ask me why I bought itNo reason, just becos Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
House for Sale
House for saleMust be seenStunning doneOrange theme From a real estate agent ad Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Car
Got met-al detectorWent to look for carWhere I thought I’d parked itHello? There you are? Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 