humour – Page 159 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

What a Lovely View Dear

What a lovely view dearLiving right up hereFoundations safe and sturdyNothing left to fear…. What’s that trembling dear……Just a minor earthquakeNothing to worry about DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Fallacy

Write something incorporating the word ‘fallacy’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FALLACY It is a common fallacyA neutered dog gets fatFat and lazy (yep yep yep)Well I’ll be, how ’bout dat Yep…… DM

Stan. ATM Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I am a bank installerATM’s my forteCustomers need exerciseATM’s my forte DM

Car

I gotta bit of problemProblem with the carCame up with solutionSolution there you are DM

Wall

My girl and I are bondedBy gum, our love is thickTo show our love to all the worldOn wall our gum we stick DM

We Will Protect You Donald. Yay

Our man’s to be arrestedWe’ll form a protest moatAround his Mar-a-LagoPolice-resistant moat Yay…… What if they use a helicopter? Oh? Should they try a helicopterHelicopter-useWe’ll take it down with weaponsWeapons (yep) we’ll use Yay…… What type of ammunition?If helicopter used?Discussing on our forumWhat bullets can be used Yay…… DM

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Mickey Bonner Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Mickey had a questionOn lips of everyoneWhat is wrong with USA?Where is the rising sun? Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe Shot in Mickey’s study Photographer Perc succeeded in getting thatserious what’s-wrong-with-America lookWell done Perc Mickey bemoaned the problems America was facing asContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Mickey Bonner Job”

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