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From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Titanic menu)
There is never a timeto stop learning new things
Our Guests are Late
We gotta sit down and start our mealCan’t wait around no moreHello? sounds like someone’s comingComing through the door DM
Homeless
Can you spare a dollar?We are destituteI need to feed the familyReplace my tattered suit DM
He Tried To Fast Like Jesus
He tried to fast like JesusWithout water/foodLasted only two five daysFasting did no good African pastor Francisco Barajah has died in an attempt to beat Jesus 40 day fast. The attempt is not new. In 2006 a woman died at 23 days in London. Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Local Country Store
We are the local country storeProviding all your needsTasty chocolate muffin bunsWeedkiller for your weeds We also have a range ofToys arranged on wallKiddies they all love themSome are short some tall Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
In the Wild
In the wildYou have to beReal alert(As you will see) Don MatthewsJanuary 2023
Rodger Dangerfield
“I am at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life.In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put overmy kitchen table” Rodger DangerfieldUS actor, comedian
Priscilla’s Problem
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Look what the cat’sFeeding on guysSorry, get lostFood is for us Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Tasty Morsel
I’ve seen a tasty morselGone in to pick it upThen turned around to out I goBother, shit, what’s up?…. I’m sure I came in here?….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 