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Tag Archives: crane
Stan Demonstrates His Crane-Driving Skills
Although this crane is differentTo one I drove beforeI know just what I’m doing…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Nice Ride
Gosh this feels lovelyLovely up hereVery uplifting(View’s nice also here)…. Enjoy the ride Beryl…… Thankyou…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Stan on Important (but simple) Crane Job
I went to universityLearnt to drive a craneJob here looks quite simpleDoes not require a brain…. What did I do wrong?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Chain
You must check the loadAnd strength of the chainOtherwise you’ll end upEmbarrassed, in pain…. Stan says looks like they forgot to check load and chain strength. Silly……. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan and Perc on a Construction Job
Hey Perc? where did that thing go?That thing was on my crane?Dunno mate, it’s disappearedCan’t find it, looked in vain…. Shit Stan, are we insured?…….. I thought you renewed it, didn’t you?………. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Dangling
What’s he doing up there mummyDangling in the sky?Don’t know my pet, will go and askGo and ask him why…. He says he’s practising for the circus…….. Ooooh….. Thankyou mummy……. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Does the Calculations
We checked the calculationsThe engineer approvedThe lift will go like clockworkNo probs begin the move Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Crane
We seem to have a problemNeed to think againSomeone’s made a right fuck-upPerhaps a larger crane?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
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