builders – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Stan and Perc’s Building Stint in Las Vegas

We built way in the desertLittle houses (box)Using latest ticky-tacky(But with different locks)…. I can’t find my house mummy?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Stan and Perc at Work

We are happy workersStan and Perc us twoSafety is our mottoSafety first we do…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Stan and Perc Apply Safety First

Perc and I are safetyConscious to the maxBuilding houses, tiling floorsNo way we’re safety lax…. We both have studied the Builders Safety Manual for Dummiesand passed the one-question test at the backCan you roll safely on hitting ground? Call Stan and Perc for your next building job‘Safety to the max’ is their motto Don MatthewsJuneContinue reading “Stan and Perc Apply Safety First”

Stan and Perc on a Ladder Job

We’ve just been on a ladder jobLadders, Perc and meUsed our heads and safety firstWith all ladders, three…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

We’ve Got Ourselves a Problem Boss

We’ve got ourselves a problem bossThe owner he don’t careAt what we’ve built him viewed from upViewed from up in air Yes it does have a bit of a likeness…. He wants to know if we can change it?…. Ask if a bidet would do?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020