A good stand-up comic creates Tension then relieves it in one Challenging racism and ignorance And stereotypes, while on the run What do you call an Aboriginal woman flying a plane? A pilot Tension created. Tension relieved. Don Matthews August 2018
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My Neurons Now Want Cap N
When I first met Thalia, I referred to her as muse Thalia She was not happy. She thought she was more special than just your ordinary garden-variety muse. She wanted Muse Thalia. Knowing how important it is to keep one’s muse happy I obliged. Anyhow, my neurons think they might try it now. What’s thatContinue reading “My Neurons Now Want Cap N”
What’s Life Without a Bit of Fun?
Don Matthews May 2020
Preparing for the arrival of our family at our humble Bloggers Vale abode
My work is a mixture of fantasy, imagination, offbeat poetry and humour. If you like what I do come along for the ride. I like experimenting and trying out new things. Some things work, some things don’t. As with any experiment. I come with collection of characters I have developed over time. As they willContinue reading “Preparing for the arrival of our family at our humble Bloggers Vale abode”
They Came, They Saw, They Concreted (Nothing much has changed Joni)
This track into town is so bendy Trying to avoid all the trees Our car’s getting rattly and dusty Mr Politician what can you do please? (Because I want to get re-elected) And seen as a pro-active type To the Minister of Roads I have given Your request, and your problem, your plight Thankyou MrContinue reading “They Came, They Saw, They Concreted (Nothing much has changed Joni)”
T and T
Some of my verse is quite flippant Some of it’s flippantly not Others are quite deadly serious Much of it’s twiddle and twat Agreed… What? Go home… Don Matthews May 2020
My Neurons are Waking Up from Lockdown
My neurons are waking up from lockdown Jeez, how will I cope with the rush? My bod has been locked down a whole month Now looking for new pastures, lush Imagine my problem dear bloggers When neurons start spying this lush They’re gonna rev up into overdrive I hope I survive in the rush They’veContinue reading “My Neurons are Waking Up from Lockdown”
It Made a Huge Clunk Noise!
What was that bump we drove over dear? Let’s pick the bags, take them home Good golly there darl it’s a million In cash!…. They handed it in to the authorities https://www.wtvr.com/news/local-news/caroline-county-family-finds-nearly-1m-in-cash-in-middle-of-road Don Matthews May 2020
Manic Rooster
I am bipolar manic My highs are 10X you Like writing humour/laughter Cock a doodle doo…. My work is a mixture of fantasy, imagination, offbeat poetry and humour. Don MatthewsMay 2020
Thalia and I are Settling in Nicely
My Muse of Mirth Thalia and myself are settling into Bloggers Vale nicely. Nice upmarket suburb. Affordable rent. Nice landlord WP. Could’ve spent a bit more but this has all the necessary mod cons for our humble needs. Thale says if there’s a plug missing we just ask WP. He’s got plugins a’plenty. Haven’t yetContinue reading “Thalia and I are Settling in Nicely”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 