Uncategorized – Page 349 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Stan the Drain Builder

I put all my geometryTo work and built this drainTo do what it’s supposed to doDrain away the rain…… I’m proud of my drainsmanship….. What problem boss? Stan is a registered drain-layer and paid-up member of the Drain-Layers Union. Contact Stan for your next drain job Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

When Adam First Met Eve

When Adm first met EveIt was a great reliefFor both of them, as AdamTurned over a new leaf Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Shit Priscilla I’m Not a Prey – Just Taking Your Photo

You’ve Changed

When someone says “you’ve changed” it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way

Inna State of Overwhelm

I’m sitting inna cafeFeeling really goodInna state of overwhelmOnna table (wood) Staring into my coffee…pondering life…. Such brilliant versing poetSo deep and meaning-feltFull of innas, onnasI’m inna state of melt Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

I Am a Trying Rhymer

I try to put in rhyme‘Bout things I read a lotMost of the time it works outBut sometimes works out not I’m also into rhymingRhyming what I seeMost of the time it works outNow seeing my coffee (above) gawd…. You guessed it, into rhymingRhyming what I hearRhyming what I hear aboutEntering my ear more gawd….Continue reading “I Am a Trying Rhymer”

My Doctor’s Advice

I had a nasty accidentTwo places, broke my legMy doctor said (on seeing it) Stop going there…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Cows in North Siberia

Cows in North Siberia(Who’s milk is milked, then sold)Wear wooly bras on uddersTo stop them getting cold Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

I Hope You Took Your Phone With You

I am a man of mysteryWhere will I jump to nextWill I send a letterOr will I send a text? I hope you took your phone when youEntered the hereafterCos when I want to contact youA text is so much faster Letters take such a long time…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021 I just like playing roundContinue reading “I Hope You Took Your Phone With You”

Lift Attendant

I am the lift attendant(On my daily shift)Do you have a ticket sir?For riding in this lift? What?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021