I don’t possess a mobileSo have to just leave homeAnd walk down to the nearestTo the nearest phone…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
Tag Archives: telephone
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts
In 1921 there were 14 million telephones in the US & Canada. On August 4th all of them were simultaneously silenced by the telephone companies for one minute. This was done as a mark of respect for the telephone inventor Alexander Graham-Bell on the day of his funeral.
Stan the Phone Installer
I went to universityPhone-install degree’dMy latest installation shownCoins in it you must feed…. Meant to be inside boss?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Ring Ring, Hello My Darlings
Liberace, pianistWhen away from homeMissed his dogs so dearlyRang them up on phone Hello my darlings…missing me?… Woof woof…. Is the butler giving you lots of cuddles?… Woof woof… I’ll be home soon… Woof… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Linda and Dave
Sorry, Linda/Dave not here Leave message after tone If it’s re outstanding debt Leave message before tone Thankyou Don MatthewsJune 2020 I just like playing round with words. And having fun
The Flippant, Comic, and Serious 