Junee Chocolate Factory, Junee New South Wales For 14 years we’ve madeChocolate ‘Bottle Boobs’Sold them all for charityRounded (not as cubes) Complaints our boobs (in chocolate)Reduce women to partsFor popping in one’s mouth for eating(Now gonna change to hearts….) The company has withdrawn the product and donated a portion of the profits to breast cancerContinue reading “Chocolate Boobs Scrapped”
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From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
They say money talks – but it usually goes without saying
Fandango Separated
Fandango separatedIs fan then dan then goLost all of their adhesive glueWhat a way to go…. (my drinking buddy Skip) Don MatthewsNovember 2021
1920 Helicopter Rides
Don MatthewsNovember 2021
I’m Not a Comic Writer
I’m not a comic writerAnd never trained as oneI just like playing round with wordsAnd having me some fun Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Joseph Heller and Catch-22
The 1961 book Catch-22 by US author Joseph Hellerwas rejected for publication 22 times
The Unfair Anti-Vaxxer
Vaccination you refusedIt was your right you saidBut now you have come down with itAnd taken up a bed All of us got vaccinatedDid what we thought was rightTo keep the beds availableFor those who need to fight It makes me ropeable Don MatthewsNovember 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Walking Blues’ Playing For Change
Playing For Change is a movement created to inspire and connect the world through music, born from the shared belief that music has the power to break down boundaries and overcome distances between people. Our primary focus is to record and film musicians performing in their natural environments and combine their talents and cultural powerContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Walking Blues’ Playing For Change”
Editor I Need Some Help Here by Don Matthews
Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa I’m wanting some help with my poetryI need to unburden my brainIt’s giving me mental thrombosisImagine the state of my pain ?Have you had a mind-clot of neuronsWho want to stop whirring around?I rely on their whirring-aroundnessTo tell me they’re perfectly sound ?I think I’m expecting…
Plan B
The leaders of the world just metTo solve a problem, seeHow we can solve this climate thing(We may need a plan B) Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 