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Stan’s Computer Service

Had a callout problemComputer running slowFixed it in 5 minutesFixed it there ya go Thankyou Stan…. Don Matthews|April 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 14, 2022Posted inUncategorized6 Comments on Stan’s Computer Service

Wodney Wabbit

Come to Wodney sweetheartEaster time is hereWabbits hopping all aroundGiving Easter cheer…. We seem to have a problem Wodney (store manager)……… She want’s red eggs not yellow….. I said we’ve run out. Delays in re-stocking. Covid etc…. She just screamed louder…… Don MatthewsHappy EasterApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 13, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:easter, easter eggs, humour, poetry2 Comments on Wodney Wabbit

Inspection

We’re from the local councilChecking all’s OKThat you are complyingDoing what you say…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 13, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:chickens, complience, council, humour, poetry2 Comments on Inspection

Circled by High Fences by Don Matthews

Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
The park it was once theme-like Decayed now to the ground A ghostly symbol from the past Now silent with no sound The park, once full of laughter With people having fun All now past, forgotten No more a park, no sun A sound can still sometimes be heard…

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 12, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Circled by High Fences by Don Matthews

Tree

Been standing here a long timeMy feet are wearing outI’ve lost control need go with flow‘Cause that’s what life’s about…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 12, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:end of life, poetry, tree1 Comment on Tree

Football Daddy

Let’s play football daddyDaddy kick to meThen I’ll kick it back to youFooty daddy wheeeee…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 12, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:child, football, humour, poetry4 Comments on Football Daddy

Plaque

Resting on this sacred groundShown by a markHistorically importantIdentified by plaque…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 12, 2022Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Plaque

Bunsters Sauce

Bunters Sauce is gluten freeBut packs a power of shit I have it on my ribeye steakA power of shit it is…. Sheesh!. and made in Australia?…… Shit the Bed is a best seller. (see below) Shit the Bed is the only ultra hot sauce with flavour. Loaded with Scorpion chillies (the #3 hottest chilliContinue reading “Bunsters Sauce”

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 11, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:australia, chilli, hot sauce, humour, poetry4 Comments on Bunsters Sauce

Stan’s Motto – Safety at all Times

I always wear my hard hat(Safety is a must)Toolkit always hangs on beltIn both I put my trust…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 11, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:hard hat, humour, ladders, poetry, safety first, stan2 Comments on Stan’s Motto – Safety at all Times

Mako

Mako, built you are for speedSleek dynamic aweEverything so beautifulAll except your jaw Don Matthews April 2022 Quite simply the shortfin mako is built for speed. Over 400 million years of evolution, it has developed specific adaptations giving it the edge over all other sharks. With a conical snout like a bullet, small pectoral andContinue reading “Mako”

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 11, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:mako shark, poetry4 Comments on Mako

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