Had a callout problemComputer running slowFixed it in 5 minutesFixed it there ya go Thankyou Stan…. Don Matthews|April 2022
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Wodney Wabbit
Come to Wodney sweetheartEaster time is hereWabbits hopping all aroundGiving Easter cheer…. We seem to have a problem Wodney (store manager)……… She want’s red eggs not yellow….. I said we’ve run out. Delays in re-stocking. Covid etc…. She just screamed louder…… Don MatthewsHappy EasterApril 2022
Inspection
We’re from the local councilChecking all’s OKThat you are complyingDoing what you say…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Circled by High Fences by Don Matthews
Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
The park it was once theme-like Decayed now to the ground A ghostly symbol from the past Now silent with no sound The park, once full of laughter With people having fun All now past, forgotten No more a park, no sun A sound can still sometimes be heard…
Tree
Been standing here a long timeMy feet are wearing outI’ve lost control need go with flow‘Cause that’s what life’s about…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Football Daddy
Let’s play football daddyDaddy kick to meThen I’ll kick it back to youFooty daddy wheeeee…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Plaque
Resting on this sacred groundShown by a markHistorically importantIdentified by plaque…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Bunsters Sauce
Bunters Sauce is gluten freeBut packs a power of shit I have it on my ribeye steakA power of shit it is…. Sheesh!. and made in Australia?…… Shit the Bed is a best seller. (see below) Shit the Bed is the only ultra hot sauce with flavour. Loaded with Scorpion chillies (the #3 hottest chilliContinue reading “Bunsters Sauce”
Stan’s Motto – Safety at all Times
I always wear my hard hat(Safety is a must)Toolkit always hangs on beltIn both I put my trust…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Mako
Mako, built you are for speedSleek dynamic aweEverything so beautifulAll except your jaw Don Matthews April 2022 Quite simply the shortfin mako is built for speed. Over 400 million years of evolution, it has developed specific adaptations giving it the edge over all other sharks. With a conical snout like a bullet, small pectoral andContinue reading “Mako”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 