If you’ve bought a loungeAnd want to take it homeHere’s an easy cost-free way…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
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Enforced Holiday
I’ve just been on a holidayWhere I don’t know whereThey locked me in a darkened roomNow have returned from there And happy to be back…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Ralph Goes Jogging
Ralph is FCS resident dog Every day at 10amRalph goes for a runJoined by all the other dogsTo have some jogging fun…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Balloons. Hair. Luck.
My girlfriend (sitting next to me)Said I would have more luckBy raising hair with seven ballonsWell I’ll be wtf…. Jeez I hit the jackpot Jen……… Told ya…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Baby Charlie
I’m Charlie (and disabled)What difference does that make?I’ll be your friend give lots of loveWhat difference does it make? There’s many of me out thereWe have a lot to giveOK we might be different butWhat difference does it make?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Kind and Considerate
It’s nice to know there isPeople still aroundThe boy that’s right in front of meIs rarely ever found… Such is the pity…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Measure
I bought myself a measureA tape to measure thingsIt stuck it’s little thing outSaid come pull out my thing Which I did…. I like it dear…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Alien to Central
Alien to CentralIt seems we’ve lost our shipWe landed in some desertSuggestion? any tip?….. Idiot……. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
The Local Wildlife Club
We take this very seriousWildlife is our friendWe’ve formed a special club we haveWildlife to defend…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Stan Sorts the Side Mirror
Had a little accidentWith car mirror-wiseSorted out the problem…. Sorted…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 