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I want to go to a realVideo rental storeI miss the social aspectOnline I don’t get anymore Don MatthewsMay 2022

Perchance you’re in the watersOf Nord you must watch outThe Nordic jaws of deathCan really mess you ’bout…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

I am a happy littleHamster on my wheelFaster faster fasterGosh! dizzy do I feel…. Yikes…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Come my little minionCome and have a slingNot found in the carnivalRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

What is the opposite of stand-up comedy? Sitcom

Stan (installer of our loo)Had to call him backSomething’s happened to itSeems it’s gone bit slack…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

This is stupid/sillyWhat I’m doing herePointless silly stupidDo it every year…. beep beep…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Got a little problemSpent days arriving hereBloody hell frustratedWhat have I done wrong?…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Mrs Jones, a toiletDid want (in con-fined space)I did the best I did, I didIn such a con-fined space…. I like it…… Don MatthewsMay 2022