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Nose for Fashion

Me (Kim) and my daughterTo nose have clipped nice chainsLatest nasal fashion Nasal fashion chain Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 9, 2022Posted inUncategorized5 Comments on Nose for Fashion

What a Disgrace

Man has a lot to answer forCreating all this shitGet off Man get off your arseGet off and clean up it…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 9, 2022Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on What a Disgrace

Jeez Boy

Jeez boy will you stopBanging on my seatWhile I’m watching movie andEating sandwich (meat)…. You wanna go to the salt mines boy?…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 9, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Jeez Boy

Priscilla’s New Playtoy

Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’ve got myself new playtoyPlaytoy can’t work it outRound and round my playtoy goesWhat’s it all about?…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 8, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Priscilla’s New Playtoy

Peck Peck

What is going on here?Why you peck peck peck?What you think you’re doing?Jeez’s what the feck…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 8, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Peck Peck

Our Baby Likes His Walkies

Our baby likes his walkiesGets out and sees the sightsHe knows that it’s importantTo hang on good and tight…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 8, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Our Baby Likes His Walkies

Just Because I Like It

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 8, 2022Posted inUncategorized10 Comments on Just Because I Like It

Stan Drives the Green Line Bus

Now working for the Green LineCompany of busThey gave me special route to driveThey said will cause no fuss…. What did I do wrong?……. All passengers were able to disembark safely……. Safety first is my motto…… Don MatthewswJuly 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 7, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Stan Drives the Green Line Bus

We Got a Toilet Problem

Our toilet’s got a problem(Was installed by Stan)When we push the buttonIt seems to over-ran…. Stan says it seems to be saying something…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 7, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on We Got a Toilet Problem

It’s Only a Matter of Time Boris

Boris we implore youBoris will you quitWith you as our leaderThings are turning shit “F—-k that” (his words) Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 7, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on It’s Only a Matter of Time Boris

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