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I’ve Lost My Teef Dear

I’ve lost my teef(The bottom ones dearThey cost me a fortuneMy mouth feels all bare I’ll go look dear…… Fankyou…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

My Pet Zebra

I have a nice pet zebra whichIn my shed was bornGot too big for shed so now IKeep it on the lawn…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Practising for King’s Visit

Let the flags go flyingNow salute the kingNeed to do more practisingRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Leash

New leash on the marketOn dog I did tryWorried were neighboursDog/I wondered why?…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Ram

It seemedLike funAt firstRe-run…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Toilet

I’ve bought myself a newToilet so can seeWhat I’m doing looks correctAnd colour’s correct for pee… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Our Dog is not Food Fussy

Our dog is not food fussyWe feed, he eats, no probShould you deliver parcelsOver fence, don’t lob…. Is this your dog Fan?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Careful Driver

I’m always very carefulWatching where I goTaking care to miss thingsMiss things as I go…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Buying My Petrol

I used to buy my petrolAt any place I stopI now have changed my shoppingI always stop here now…. Kitty always comes out to serve me…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Death Certificate

I’ve found an easy wayEasy when I dieTo fill out all the paperworkWhen in my bed I lie…. Don MatthewsMay 2022