Our toilet’s got a problem(Was installed by Stan)When we push the buttonIt seems to over-ran…. Stan says it seems to be saying something…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022
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It’s Only a Matter of Time Boris
Boris we implore youBoris will you quitWith you as our leaderThings are turning shit “F—-k that” (his words) Don MatthewsJuly 2022
What Was That?
I’ve stopped here in my red carWatching who goes byHappy little driversDrivers passing by…. Shit! what was that daddy?…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022
Just Because I Like It
Stan Berths a Liner
Lots of practice have I hadBerthing liners fineJust keep your hands upon the wheelAnd she’ll be apples, fine…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022
They Like Me
They put me pride of place inMuseum, for all to seeAdmirers flock and fall inFall in love with me…. I’m next to David…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022
Waiting Till
Waiting tillSea is stillFor a rideAnd a thrill…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022
Thoughts and Prayers
Thoughts and prayersOnce againGuns aplentyGuns amen Thoughts and prayersOnce againNothing happensGuns amen Don MatthewsJuly 2022
I Am Unique
One side is one thingThe other is notThis I was born withIt’s what I got…. A chimera is an individual whose body is composed of cells that are genetically distinct, as if they are from different individuals – and sometimes they really are from different individuals. All animals develop from a single fertilised egg, so inContinue reading “I Am Unique”
Catering for the Big Belly Gents
We’ve figured a way How to help sellPants for the menWho have a big bell…. Look dear, there’s your section….. Don MatthewsJune 2022
