Although this crane is differentTo one I drove beforeI know just what I’m doing…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
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We Called on Stan the Plumber
We called on Stan for problem(Heard he’s toilet trained)Showed him what the problem wasShowed us he’s got brain…. Why didn’t we think of that dear?………… We’re not clever like Stan……. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Walk Light
I am a friendly walk lightGreen says OK walkTo let you know when not to walkI give a friendly red…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Cat Returns From Litterbox
I’ve just returnedFrom doing itWas nice and dryWhere I do it…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Boating Holiday
We’re off on a boating holidayMy wife, baby, and meFunny, the car’s got lighter dearThink I should stop, go and see…. Maybe that’s why everyone was honking and waving at us dear?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Terry Jones
Dementia is a cruel thingIt took a humour ‘friend’Who brought much fun and laughterWhat a cruel end Terry JonesCo-founder Monty PythonRIP21/1/20 Don Matthews January 2020 What is dementia? Dementia is a broad term used to describe the gradual loss of someone’s memory, intellect, ability to think rationally and social skills. Dementia is not one specificContinue reading “Terry Jones”
Children
Children have a right toAgree or disagreeShow their feelings with no fussAlso quietly…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Roof Proof
I looked down from above meAt something fell off roofI thought it was a squirrelOn ground gave me the proof…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Awakening Hotel
Awakening’s a you beaut hotelBuilt in the jungle (Mexico)Helping you synchronise with surroundingsAnd hence universe (there ya go) On arriving, to a room they don’t show youInstead to a cocoon in a treeAccessed by a you beaut rope ladderDesigned around mind symmetry (The following is taken from their promotion material. “Awakening offers signature experiences fromContinue reading “Awakening Hotel”
Driver Message
Wind yer window downI got something to sayA message for you mateyHave a happy day…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 