We’re into modern artNovel, off the shoulderThis one did appeal to usA different sort of boulder…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
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No Longer You’re a Young Thing
Remember which is forwardAnd which is reverse dearNo longer you’re a young thing(Yes, that’s the wheel you steer)…. Thank you dear…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Stan the Label Applicator
I’ve had a lot of practiceWhere labels need to goWhere everyone can read themIs where they need to go…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
Handle Huggers
My granny makes these handleHuggers for the panShe asked me could I sell themOnline if I can?…. Handle huggers she said…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Ten Pin Bowl
Ten skittles standingHere comes the ballHow many’ll tumbleHow many’ll fall?…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
What’s This?
What a lovely view this isThe breeze, a gentle oneJust found some chips for breakfastMy friend has found a bun…. Shit, what’s this?…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Catwalk
Models are paradingAll the latest gearAll the latest fashionEveryone wants to wear…. I must have one dear…… The pussies are just delightful…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Recycling
We’d finished with our bathtub(Recycling into too)Nice for having beers with friendsChoogaloogaloo…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
Phone
I don’t possess a mobileSo have to just leave homeAnd walk down to the nearestTo the nearest phone…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
I Need My Fix Of Valium
Dogs are into woofing downAnti-anxiety dopeOwners now gone back to workAlone now, just can’t cope Animal behaviorist Dr Kate Mornement“I’ve noticed a huge increase in dogs thatare experiencing separation anxiety due to CovidThere is a big increase in scripts for Prozak and Valium” I’m hooked on valium…… I’m into prozak…. woof…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 