Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Assumed the lady’s name was SquirtCame to do her thingWe did the job and took the cashRing-a-ding-a-ding Production Notes Props Studio warehouse Photographer Perc was able to capturethat lovely dreamy lookWell done Perc Post Production Notes Perc thought Squirt was a lovelyContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Squirt Job”
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Cocaine Cassie
I’m Cassie (cocaine Cassie)In prison I have binContesting in a realty showIn which i hope to win Prison life will help me (yep)Win this realty crownAll the real hard challengesSimply I will down Yep Convicted Australian drug smuggler Cassie Sainsbury will compete in the reality show SAS Australia in various physical and mental challenges. SheContinue reading “Cocaine Cassie”
From the FCS Book of Proverbs
Virus’ is a Latin word used by doctorsto mean ‘your guess is as good as mine’
Harry You’re a Dope to Claim
Narcotics they have helped meMentally and allHarry you’re a dope to claimDrugs give you a ball Harry has talked about his use of cocaine, marijuana and alcohol and taking the hallucinogenic drug ayahuasca “changed me”, describing it’s effect like “cleaning the window”. This is the wrong message to young people about using drugs as aContinue reading “Harry You’re a Dope to Claim”
I Install ATM’s. Am Very Happy with My Job
I am a bank installerInstalling ATM’sI’m really proud of this oneIt’s one of my own gems DM
Buy Local, Support the Economy
I bought this sprayer made right hereSupport economyHello? what’s this underneath?So much made locally DM
No Phones. Relief at Last
At last relief, no pressureI can relax at lastSocial media now is bannedI can relax at last Phones are being banned in South Australian schools.Students are now interacting with each other and glad of not feeling the pressure of social media at break times DM
Gadget
Bought myself a gadgetHelps me pass the timeFind it very usefulPassing lots of time DM
Who Designed This Poster?
I look out for my boy I doProtect him every dayWe are a hard-hat familyHard-hat let’s sing yay! yay! daddy….yay! son…. I like this hammer daddyIt’s heavy, thick and wideWatch me bang it through the boardShit, leg’s on other side You gotta wear your hard-hat sonProtect your head from hammerShit, he’s gone and hit hisContinue reading “Who Designed This Poster?”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Big Tom and Little Paul Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc This one left us worriedWhat was going on?Between Big Tom and Little PaulAnd why Sunday not Mon? Production Notes This was a strange one Tom wanted to look aggressiveWell done photographer Perc Clothes Studio wardrobe Perc suggested free stickerSells more recordsTom likedContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Big Tom and Little Paul Job”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 