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House for Sale
House for saleComes with carTurret topSee for far From a real estate ad Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Kicked Out
Kicked out of our house FrogmoreKicked out by the kingKicked out by my fatherNot fair, ring-a-ding The Duchess she is keepingA quiet low profileWith all this kerfuffleTrue to Harry style Buckingham Palace issued an eviction notice the day after release of the controversial Spare memoir DM
Puncture
Was driving ‘long quite merrilyWith my wife as wellWhen suddenly we heard a thunkSaid shit and bloody hell Shit?…… DM
Tail
I love my tailMy tail loves meTogether weWill always be DM
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Wilders Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc The Wilders they were singersThe window it was roundTake me to the lifeboatThe ship is going down Production Notes We thought black and white would suit the gloom of a ship going down Clothes Studio wardrobe Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the StarsContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Wilders Job”
Abandoned and Neglected
I used to be a theatreGutted, cars now thereAbandoned and neglectedNo-one seems to care The Michigan Theater in Detroit was built in 1925 in the French Renaissance style, and was extremely lavish. It has since been gutted and turned into a parking garage. Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Kurt Vonnegut
“I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it’s a very poor scheme for survival” Kurt VonnegutUS author
Ladder
Bought a big long ladderBought it off the shelfFreight was too expensive soTook it home myself DM
Hole
The purposeThe goalIs toGo through the hole Not that one dumbo…… DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 