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Stan. Fountain Expert

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Knowing Stan’s an expertPlumber with the dyesWe asked for fountain to be pinkDid not expect surprise DM

Bailey is wearing shorts, bare legs and footy boots. Unable to get complete pic. Bailey is a bonzaIn his footy suitOff the field so stylish (yep)In his footy suit With an extra la-pelHanging down in frontHappy Bailey bonzaFooty lapel front DM

Below the Age of Criminal Responsibility

The girls were 12 and 13Murdered one aged 12Police now don’t know what to doThey murdered one aged 12 Two girls in Germany have confessed to stabbing a 12-yr-old to death but police don’t know what to do with them. In Germany children under 14 are below the age of criminal responsibility. They are tooContinue reading “Below the Age of Criminal Responsibility”

Jeans

I bought a pair of new jeansTwo hundred dollars costMost of fabric’s fallen offMost my jeans I’ve lost Manufacturer has recalled my jeans…… DM

We’ve Got Ourselves a Problem Boss

We’ve got ourselves a problem bossThe owner he don’t careAt what we’ve built him viewed from upViewed from up in air He wants to know if we can change it?…. Ask if a bidet would do?…. DM

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Vic Williams Family Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Vic came in with his daughterWife and son-in-lawLooking for their JesusGone, he’s here no more We said…… Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Perc photographer got that realhappy family lookWell done Perc Post Production Notes They lookedContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Vic Williams Family Job”

Arrested for Giving the Finger

Arrested for giving the fingerThe finger produced an arrestA day in the court it resultedA day in the court for to test A Canadian judge has dismissed a case against a man accused of harassing his neighbour with the finger. Giving your neighbour the finger may not be polite but it is protected under theContinue reading “Arrested for Giving the Finger”

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