Uncategorized – Page 146 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Bigger is Better?

They want to increase our population Why is it that so much is given to the bigger is better mantra? How big is big enough? 1 million? 5 million? 50 million? For me Adelaide is big enough DM

Seat Belt

Do you think this will dearWork in stopping usIf we have an accidentRunning into bus? I’m sure it will dear…… DM

Interior Decoration

We had a throne-like toilet doneAnd we were so impressedWe moved on to the bathroomAnd also much impressed DM

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Dan Sheaffer 3 Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc How far is it to hell they asked?The Sheaffers want to know?They filled the place with sound effectsBut still they do not know Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Perc photographer got lots ofreal happy smilesWell doneContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Dan Sheaffer 3 Job”

Stay Where You Are

Stay where you are Megan/HarryStay in your own U of SDon’t come to our king’s coronationDon’t come here and don’t bother us While Harry and Megan will almost certainly attend the coronation any hopes of a warm welcome have been dashed with polls showing they are not welcome in Britain DM

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Frivolous Five Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Studio filled with musicGave what they could giveAppearance we had trouble withCould do nothing with Production Notes Cream Studio kitchen Photographer Perc was able to capturelots of dreamy smilesWell done Perc We did our best Post Production Notes The girls sent usContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Frivolous Five Job”

Back Up Dear

We’re blocking car in front dearHappy he seems notGently backing out his wayHappy he seemed not DM

Abandoned and Neglected

Cottages we once wereSlate miners everywhereAbandoned and neglectedNo-one seems to care DM

Harry and Russian Roulette

Been playing Russian rouletteRoulette with his brainMarijuana, hallucinogensRoulette with his brain It has been reported regular marijuana use doubles the risk of developing schizophrenia – or experiencing a psychotic episode. Prolonged use is associated with personality and behavioural change. Sadly, in his royal status he has trumpeted misleading information and potential harm to others. DM

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Squirt Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Assumed the lady’s name was SquirtCame to do her thingWe did the job and took the cashRing-a-ding-a-ding Production Notes Props Studio warehouse Photographer Perc was able to capturethat lovely dreamy lookWell done Perc Post Production Notes Perc thought Squirt was a lovelyContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Squirt Job”