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Fishing with Chuck
Going fishingWith friend ChuckBloody hell ChuckWtf? Shit. Lightening strike Chuck? You OK?…… DM
Useless Toy
Hello? I’m your useless toyMade in ItalyHome of all the useless toysJust scroll down and see DM
What is It?
Solid brass thing Telephone dialer. Ball goes into number instead of finger
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Pastor Francis Job
Stan runs a successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Francis was a pastorClued up on all sexAdvising all the parentsHow to explain sex Production Notes Photographer Perc got that nice I-know-all-about-sex look Well done Perc Post Production Notes Praise the Lord Francis We hope you sell lots of records DM
Jasmine
Hello? my name’s JasmineJasmine with a JI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day DM
Jimmy
Jimmy open bootOpen Jimmy bootOpen Jimmy darlingOpen Jimmy boot DM
Abandoned and Neglected
I used to be a theatrePeople everywhereAbandoned and neglectedNo-one seems to care DM
Coffee
My rhymes tend to be simpleDon’t give this one a knockWhile coffee backwards spelt isI don’t (yep) give eeffoc DM
Thing Neck
They put this thing Around my neckBloody nuisanceWhat the feck? DM