Uncategorized – Page 113 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fishing with Chuck

Going fishingWith friend ChuckBloody hell ChuckWtf? Shit. Lightening strike Chuck? You OK?…… DM

Useless Toy

Hello? I’m your useless toyMade in ItalyHome of all the useless toysJust scroll down and see DM

What is It?

Solid brass thing Telephone dialer. Ball goes into number instead of finger

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Pastor Francis Job

Stan runs a successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Francis was a pastorClued up on all sexAdvising all the parentsHow to explain sex Production Notes Photographer Perc got that nice I-know-all-about-sex look Well done Perc Post Production Notes Praise the Lord Francis We hope you sell lots of records DM

Jasmine

Hello? my name’s JasmineJasmine with a JI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day DM

Jimmy

Jimmy open bootOpen Jimmy bootOpen Jimmy darlingOpen Jimmy boot DM

Abandoned and Neglected

I used to be a theatrePeople everywhereAbandoned and neglectedNo-one seems to care DM

Coffee

My rhymes tend to be simpleDon’t give this one a knockWhile coffee backwards spelt isI don’t (yep) give eeffoc DM

Thing Neck

They put this thing Around my neckBloody nuisanceWhat the feck? DM