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The Weightlifter

I am an expert lifterI got great muscles/pecsAll the girls do love meLove my muscles/pecs Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 6, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, weightlifting2 Comments on The Weightlifter

Feet

Daddy I am frightenedI’ll protect you sweetNo need for to worryJust lend me you feet Scroll down… Shit daddy…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 5, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:geese, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Feet

Stan. Building Demolisher

Stan is a man of many talents.We at FCS are privileged to be associated with him My service is in great demandEmploys just me (hence cheap)Safety first I buildings fellBuildings tall and steep Scroll down for Stan… Contact Stan for your next build demolish…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 5, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:demolition, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Stan. Building Demolisher

Aircon

When I’m fixing airconsSafety is my goalSafety is my mottoSafety is my goal Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 4, 2023Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Aircon

Latest Attraction

Welcome to the latestAddition to our parkRoaming free and friendlyFriendly in the park Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 4, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, tiger2 Comments on Latest Attraction

Brolly

Need to take my brollyBrolly for the rainDespite it being very lightI need it for the rain Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 3, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rain, rhyme, umbrellaLeave a comment on Brolly

Help Me Son

Help me sonTo do itLike I showed youTo do it Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 3, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:axe, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Help Me Son

Miffy

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you today?I am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 2, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Miffy

Rubbish

I’ve got a bag of rubbishTo throw up on the skipReady steady one two threeThrow up from the hip Scroll down… Oh shit…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 2, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, rubbishLeave a comment on Rubbish

Meryl

Meryl is our leaderMeryl knows the wayWe will follow Meryl cosMeryl knows the way Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:ducks, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Meryl

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