There’s something ’bout a shuffleWhich gets me off my feetOff the seat I’m sitting onOff my sitting seat Attended, I, a blues clubBefore this covid struckDancing’s now been banned all roundBugger, WTF? Now settle down there Don my boyThe rules you mustn’t buckThey let us sit all all cozy-tight?No logic WTF? Don Matthews (frustrated)November 2020Continue reading “I Can Sit Neck-to-Neck in a Group But Can’t Dance the Shuffle by Myself? WTF?”
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Please Open My Door Someone?
Can’t someone hear me meowingAt my cat-flap doorPlease come and open, let me inNot much I’m asking for Why can our cat be such an idiot at times dear? Don MatthewsOctober 2020
We’ve Got Ourselves a Problem Boss
We’ve got ourselves a problem bossThe owner he don’t careAt what we’ve built him viewed from upViewed from up in air Yes it does have a bit of a likeness…. He wants to know if we can change it?…. Ask if a bidet would do?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Glug Glug Gobble Gobble
Trump’s fallen down the kitchen sinkGlug glug glugFallen down the hole he hasDug dug dug Counting’s not finished…. What?…. Trump’s wobbling on the sink edgeWobble wobble wobbleQuick someone push this turkey inGobble gobble gobble Don MatthewsNovember 2020 Networks pulled the plug on his recent White House interview CNN’s Anderson Cooper was more direct: “That isContinue reading “Glug Glug Gobble Gobble”
Everyone is Mortal RIP Etta James
Etta James was an American blues singer who sang at the Montreux Jazz Festival many times during her career. She was Blues Artist of the Year on no less than fourteen occasions. She died after a long battle with leukemia on 20 January 2012, age 73 Everyone is mortalEveryone will dieEtta James has passed awayManyContinue reading “Everyone is Mortal RIP Etta James”
Poet Don Reporting on Responding to Calls of Nature During the Night
If you need to pee in the nightAnd not wake up your brainSit down, wash hands, keep eyes closed butSwitch on the light refrain So the experts tell me…. Shit, I’ve hit my head…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
May your life someday be as awesomeas you pretend it is on Facebook
Finger
I broke my finger last week On the other hand I’m OK
We’ve Gotta Light Problem Boss
We’ve got a slight problem with light bossForgot that the door there was closedGood fix-it suggestion you made bossProblem all fixed there ya go’s Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
No, This Is Not Priscilla
She has no impressive testicles. And she is not stupid meow…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020