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Fire Hydrant

We had ourselves a hydrantBuilt/attached to wallAll prepared we are nowAll prepared and all…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Thankyou Priscilla

I’ve been out hunting for a mouseBrought this one home for youFeels different to the usual onesSounds bit rattly too Don MatthewsDecember 2020

But Am I Thus?

I play the foolBut am I thus?The Grammar BoardAbove, scream, cuss Tuff…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Skip’s MercyMe Tune Grab – ‘The Roadshow 2014’

My drinking buddy Skip is a great fan of MercyMe so am giving him his own regular MercyMe slot. He’s looking forward for the chance to bring out the ‘inner dJ’ in him…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Back in the Day. Do You Remember?

Before the internet arrivedWe had a com-plete setOf Cyclopedia BritannicaFor information-get Don MatthewsDecember 2020

“Mars Here We Come” Elon Musk

The rocket took off as predictedAscended just at the right speedEntered trajectory as programmedJust didn’t touch ground as agreed Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Priscilla Causes Passerby Concerns

Whenever someone passed our doorThey thought Cilla was caughtDevised a way to overcomeAnd out the problem sort…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Flashback – ‘Macarena’ Los del Rio (1993)

Los Del Rio are a Spanish Latin pop and dance duo formed in 1962 by Antonio Romero Monge and Rafael Ruiz Perdigones. The song was written in 1993. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

The Perfect Seat For Your Loo

I like the feel of seashells when ISit on beach I doAnd thought why not extend ideaTo sitting on the loo Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Joy-flighting, seeing all the sightsGood heavens what’s down there?It looks much like a penis dearAnd one with half-shaved hair……. How embarrassing…. And one ball is bigger dear…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020