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Pistol and Boo Fly Downunder 2015

Johnny and Amber flew DownunderSmuggling in Pistol and BooWe don’t need permission to bring themWhich everyone else has to do Don’t you mind the mean quarantine man Boo’sy, daddy will sort it out….. woof Agriculture Minister gave the couple an ultimatum: get rid of the dogs or authorities would euthanise them within 50 hours. “It’sContinue reading “Pistol and Boo Fly Downunder 2015”

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Bad Moon Rising’ Creedence Clearwater Revival

Creedence Clearwater Revival were an American rock band between 1968 and 1972 playing ‘swamp rock’. Lead singer/songwriter John Fogerty now in his 70’s shows no sign of slowing down Lyrics below I see the bad moon a-risingI see trouble on the wayI see earthquakes and lightningI see bad times today Don’t go around tonightWell, it’sContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Bad Moon Rising’ Creedence Clearwater Revival”

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Whenever you feel sillyJust remember somewhere in this worldthere’s an idiot pulling a door which says ‘PUSH’

Sign

I try and put my message upFor everyone to seeGet real annoyed when I get blockedDrives me up a tree…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Stan Suggests a Good Cost-Cutting Idea

Give us some ideas StanHow can we save on costsProducing our top biscuits andNo buyers being lost?…. We like it Stan ….. great idea Your Slop Slurp soup…..| Yes?….. Half-fill the can…. Ingenious…. Come and work for us….. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Tupperware Party

I’ve just received an inviteTuxedo I must dressA Tupperware-themed partyTo which I have said yes RSVP Buckingham Palace Don MatthewsApril 2021

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘All You Need Is Love’ MercyMe

My drinking buddy Skip’s a great fan of MercyMe. So much so I’ve put him in charge of this department Don MatthewsApril 2021

From the FCS Book of Questions Needing Answers

If Cholmondeley is pronounced Chumleywhy isn’t Bottomley pronounced Bumley?

I Need to Paint the Ceiling

I need to paint the ceilingA ladder I’ve not gotSo thought I’d compromiseAnd use just what I’ve got…. Don MatthewsApril 2021