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From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

My mind is now so crowded with valuable information that I can’t think

Australia’s Sheepdog Hoover – World’s Most Expensive Kelpie

Hoover is a kelpieRounds up cattle, sheepWorld’s most dearest kelpieBuyers, pockets deep Hoover was sold at auction for $35,200, now the world’s most expensive kelpie.“An exceptional all-rounder with good bloodlines” (Casterton Kelpie Association) Don MatthewsJune 2021

Stan and Perc on Another Ladder Job

Stan and Perc are specialistsOn roofs (always take care)Call them for your tile repairTop ladder safety pair…. Stan and Perc have studied the Ladder Safety Manual for Dummiesand passed the 1-question test at the back ‘Can you roll when you fall?’ Call Stan and Perc for your next roof repair job‘5 ladders does all’ isContinue reading “Stan and Perc on Another Ladder Job”

No Steps, Oh Well

Bother I can’t find the stepsThis should work, anywayThe Safety Board is not aroundThis should be fine, OK…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Ophelia’ The Levon Helm Band

Mark Lavon “Levon” Helm (May 26, 1940 – April 19, 2012) was an American musician and actor who achieved fame as the drummer and one of the vocalists for the Band. Helm was known for his deeply soulful, country-accented voice, multi-instrumental ability, and creative drumming style, highlighted on many of the Band’s recordings Lyrics below Happy song, happy people… Boards on theContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Ophelia’ The Levon Helm Band”

Internet

The internet is wonderfulAn information roadBut times I get to screaming pointFrom all the overload Do you?….. Don MatthewsJune 2021

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

In order to determine how a politician measures up you need a lot of red tape

Stan Fixes a Problem

I’ve got a little problemI need to get up, fixFunny? no-one buys my fishEach time I get up, fix…. Am I missing something?…… Don MatthewsJune 2021

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Lean On’ Major Lazer & DJ Snake ft. MO

A special today for all our Indian viewers. On ya feet everyone. Time to boogie. I’m having trouble with the subtitles. Help…… Major Lazer is a Jamaican-American electronic dance music trio, which includes record producer Diplo, and DJs Walshy Fire and Ape Drums. It was founded in 2008 by Diplo and Switch, with Switch leaving after three years in 2011. He was then replacedContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Lean On’ Major Lazer & DJ Snake ft. MO”