Coffee I’m in troubleMy head’s gone vacant (shit)I don’t know what to write aboutI feel a useless git It’s suggesting table……. I am a wooden tableI have four wooden legsKick them out from under meI then will have no legs DM
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Sean O’Casey
” All the world’s a stageand most of us are desperately unrehearsed” Sean O’CaseyIrish playwright
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Complex problems have simpleeasy-to-understand wrong answers
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Pick Up the Pieces’ (Average White Band) Live from Daryl’s House (2010)
Live from Daryl’s House is an online music series that debuted in the autumn of 2007. The show features singer-songwriter Daryl Hall performing with his band and various guest artists at his home in Millerton, New York. The show provides a performance space that is an alternative to live concerts and studio sessions for popular artists. This allows theContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Pick Up the Pieces’ (Average White Band) Live from Daryl’s House (2010)”
True Aussie
A. He’s mad B. Who? A. He who rides kangaroo around the block B. Exercise A. ? B. Owners walk their dogs. Exercise A. They don’t ride them B. What the heck he says A. True Aussie Just give me the quiet life and a Fosters. Me drinking buddy Skip DM
Revenge
Where are you my brotherRevenge I need to giveTo me he’s been a bastard(But I will let him live) After a little pain…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Verifying that I am not a robot is becomingtoo stressful
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Somber
Write something incorporating the word ‘somber’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SOMBER Corrupting English languageYou Yankees take the cakeSombre into somberShit, for goodness sake What you trying to do Fan mate?…… You already messed with our tyre…… And centre…… What next?…… Timbre > timber?…… DM
Ronnie (Poet) Gusher
Hello there…… My name is Ronnie Gusher(Ronnie with an R)From my mouth gush poetryGush (yep) wide and far Please gush more Ronnie……. We love you do…… Flutterbys are flitteringWatch them flitter flitterLook! there goes a golden oneGlitter glitter glitter (They’re swooning……) Hark, the buzzing bees (my flock)Sipping nectar/honeySee this hat here at my feet?Donations forContinue reading “Ronnie (Poet) Gusher”
Tinman
Kiddies I’m the TinmanEnter through my bumClimb up to my kneecapsThen slide down ho hum Don MatthewsNovember 2022