FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Try Again’ Knorkator

Knorkator is a German band from Berlin that combines heavy metal with comical elements. They proclaim themselves to be “Germany’s most band in the world” (German: Deutschlands meiste Band der Welt), as the title “The best band in the world” was already taken by Die Ärzte. The name Knorkator is a personification of knorke, a dated adjective used in Berlin and the Ruhr basin meaningContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Try Again’ Knorkator”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Repair

Write something incorporating the word ‘repair’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO REPAIR I breaking upI need repairBut where to goI know not where? Bed…… Bed is brokeIt need repairWhere to takeI know not where? Pub…… Pub is brokeGone liquidateI in troubleShit no fake No fake FanNeedContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Repair”

The Path to Irrelevance

They’ve whinged their way to irrelevanceWhine whine whineBut that’s OK OK by meFine fine fine Coronation invite?No way mateWhine whine whine whineYou too late We making lotsa moneyWhine whine whineLife all nice and ritzyFine fine fine Netflix we both love youWhine whine whineRepercussions don’t careFine by us They’ve whinged their way to irrelevanceWhine whine whineButContinue reading “The Path to Irrelevance”

“This Makes a Great Christmas Gift”

I done a Christmas crackerA digital trading cardMe as SupertrumpmanVote me (your trading bard) I’m gonna soon (yep) name meVice-presidential pickWho’ll be beside me alwaysVice-presidential DickWe (public) think your card isA stupid git ideaYou as trumped-up Superman?You stupid trumped-up git “This makes a great Christmas gift” folks The $99 card is receiving much public ridiculeContinue reading ““This Makes a Great Christmas Gift””