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Smug Con Job
Harry and Meghan are at itInterviewing world leaders and allNew Zealand Prime Minister and GretaHaving a whale of a ball Cleverly honouring great leadersTo align to their Harry/Meghan brandWould appear like a very smug con jobA con job, a bit underhand Powered by attention-seeking desperationWanting to be proud and be greatSeen to be saluted asContinue reading “Smug Con Job”
Ralph gets a New Bed
Ralph is FCS resident dog My owners they did buy meA nice and comfy bedA bed to stretch out languidlyA bed to rest my head Don MatthewsJanuary 2023
Fashion Dick
Courtesy Stan’s Photographic Service Do you like my fashion?I’m a private dick (bang bang)Stan said he could tone downTone down size of dick Thankyou Stan. It is embarrassingly large…… Welcome…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2023
What Is This?
Invalid feeding spoon
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Reserved
Write something incorporating the word ‘reserved’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RESERVED I have reserved this space forTonight, my verse, my odeBut don’t know what to write about? I tried Fan. Sorry…… DM
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (centipede)
A Vietnam Soldier holding a jungle centipede in Vietnam, 1967 As if being at war and away from your family wasn’t bad enough, soldiers had to share the jungle with these unreasonably sized arthropods. For those who don’t know, centipedes are highly venomous and often inject their victims with a paralyzing venom There is neverContinue reading “From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (centipede)”
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (WW1)
German soldier, Oskar Hilner, sitting in a large cooking pot with an MG08 machine gun, 1916, WWI. (colourized) This might look like a scene from a Monty Python movie, but it is actually a colorized photo from World War I. It shows the resourcefulness of the German soldiers. To protect themselves and accomplish their missions,Continue reading “From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (WW1)”
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Still Getting Used To Being On My Own’ Tom Odell (Burberry Fashion Show)
Fashion parade with class Thomas Peter Odell (born 24 November 1990) is an English singer-songwriter.
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Jerry Jordan Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Jerry rang (excited)Do my cover quickWhile I’m still connectedPerc thought sheesh what a dick Production Notes Photoshoot at local phone box Jerry gabbled on while we did cover He looked so innocent and youthfulSee that smileAnd dimpled cheeksA sweet Christian lad PostContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Jerry Jordan Job”