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Noddy and Big Ears Rewrite for Modern Readers

Noddy to be rewrittenBig Ears also tooIn same-sex relationshipYippee yippee doo DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, noddy, poetry, rewrite, rhyme3 Comments on Noddy and Big Ears Rewrite for Modern Readers

3 Days

I gotta get some NasaSpray it on my scalpSaid that just in 3 daysHair will sprout on scalp Gulp Can return if no work. Gulp…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:hair, head, humour, lotion, poetry, rhyme, scalp2 Comments on 3 Days

Egg

I am a little egg I amWaiting gutting (yep)Rolling down to gut machineGutted now done (yep) Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:egg, humour, machine, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Egg

Grandma

Show us grandmaWhat to doWe all want toLearn from you Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:children, grandma, guns, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Grandma

A = 1/2bh

Physics does explain this1/2bh, the keyDog has got it worked outScroll down have looksee Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, dog, humour, maths, physics, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on A = 1/2bh

What is This?

What is the purpose of a door like this?

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:door, toilet3 Comments on What is This?

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (sinkhole)

Sinkhole in Guatemala There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 27, 2023Posted inLittle-known factsTags:sinkhole3 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (sinkhole)

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Still Getting Used to Being on My Own’ Tom Odell (Burberry Fashion Show)

Fashion parade with class Thomas Peter Odell (born 24 November 1990) is an English singer-songwriter

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 27, 2023Posted inDaily music videoTags:burberry, Still Getting Used to Being on My Own, tom odellLeave a comment on FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Still Getting Used to Being on My Own’ Tom Odell (Burberry Fashion Show)

Magic Pudding Rewrite for Modern Readers

Magic PuddingRewriters seeWill now be writtenGluten free DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 26, 2023Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Magic Pudding Rewrite for Modern Readers

Kurt Vonnegut

“Human beings will be happier – not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That’s my utopia” Kurt VonnegutUS author

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 26, 2023Posted inQuotes, UncategorizedTags:drunk, generation, petroleum, quote2 Comments on Kurt Vonnegut

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