October 2021 – Page 16 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Stan Designs the Bike Track

Went to universityDegree’d in lanes for bikesNow applying knowledge toLanes which bikers like…. Safety and comfort is my motto…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Coffee Nonsense

Coffee fluff begins to swirlWhat message could be this?Something deep and meaningful?Or is it taking piss? Shit it’s exploded…… Obviously taking the piss…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Up On Cripple Creek’ Levon Helm Band (early rare footage)

Mark Lavon “Levon” Helm (May 26, 1940 – April 19, 2012) was an American musician and actor who achieved fame as the drummer and one of the vocalists for the Band. Helm was known for his deeply soulful, country-accented voice, multi-instrumental ability, and creative drumming style, highlighted on many of the Band’s recordings Lyrics below When I get off of this mountain,Continue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Up On Cripple Creek’ Levon Helm Band (early rare footage)”

From the FCS Book of Questions in Need of Answers

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Roundabout

Was plain and looked quite boringSo thought we’d decorateAnd add a bit of colour, artSo thought we, any rate…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Stan and Perc Build a Train Line

You start here PercI’ll start thereMeet in middleWe smart pair…. What went wrong Stan?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Poet Don Reporting on the Sexual Behaviour of Goldfish

When Nemo (now a goldfish)Comes down with stuffed-up noseHis sex interest just closes downHow ’bout that? There ya go’s Good to know…… Thankyou…….. PD wishes to advise he has not made this report upReproduction by the male goldfish depends on a clear olefactory canalHe would have provided a link to verify his report but saysContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Sexual Behaviour of Goldfish”

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Breaking Up Somebody’s Home’ The Brooklyn Rhythm & Blues Band

Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Meeting Turns to Crap by Don Matthews

Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa (true story in my hometown Adelaide) The staffers were all gathered Round each other, seating When suddenly they heard above A sound, a sudden creaking Very soon they all began To look up, and start mumbling When the creaking sound above them Turned to quite loud…

Macabre or Not?

Instead of cremating your pets when they dieThere now is a way you can keepThem in suspended animationSuspended forever asleep The technique. freeze drying, is expensive – up to $5000 for a large dog.Only one person in Australia is set up to do it. An elaborate process of freezing the animal then vacuum drying forContinue reading “Macabre or Not?”