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World Tuba Day 6 May

Did you blow on your tuba today? Need big lungs Here’s the biggest tuba in the world….. Plenty big lungs for this Watch carefully. The tuba troupe have bee practising this manoeuvre a long time Here’s a ceremony they are putting on for a visiting dignitary. Should be worth us watching Why’s he looking soContinue reading “World Tuba Day 6 May”

Storming the Capitol

When I’m elected President(Which I will surely be)Pardons (lots) will followFor those who stormed for me My followers (yes, those of you)Who stormed, I’ll pardon/blessA pity you were not allowedMore time to make a mess Charging you for hittingPolice is so unfairDemocracy you’re fighting forDemocracy, you care So my followers, my flockWhite House here IContinue reading “Storming the Capitol”

Taping Up the Bits

The papers were incriminatingSo tore the buggers upNational Archives have the bitsNow have to tape them up Shit! The investigating committeewant them…… I can’t win…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022 Politico published a story that is the most obvious and perfect metaphor for Donald Trump’s time in office. According to former officials, the president has a “tendency to ripContinue reading “Taping Up the Bits”