Hey Perc, you finished, done out there?I’m waiting to come outAlmost Stan, just quick-lick shakeShake to dry me spout….. Gimme a break. I gotta make it rhyme somehow….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
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Stan Installs Another Toilet
I just installed a toiletWas pushed for bit of spaceBut colour matching I did chooseIt was it’s saving grace…. Yes boss?…… The customer asks how he’s going to piss when drunk?…… Also why he didn’t get a brown seat?…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Builds Another Throne
Stan’s into building royal thronesOn which to sit, to thinkDeciding colour carefullyThis one he’s chosen pink…. We love it Stan. Thankyou…. We have nominated Stan for Toilet Builder of the Year Don MatthewsMay 2021
What a Good Idea
What a good idea is thisWash hands while fill looNo water wasted, sink space neededWhat a good idea…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
I Made a Little Comfy….
I made a little comfyCushion for my bumNow nice and warm, no longer coldDum-de-dum-de-dum Best I could do. Sorry…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Mummy! Please Come Help Me!
Mummy! please come help me!I’m in a bit of spotWas having quite a lot of funThis spot I now want not…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Does His Utter Best
I had some problems with this oneBut did my utter bestTo make (deluxe) a toilet toMeet customers request…. The lid won’t stay back Stan…. What?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Assists the Speaker
Thankyou all for coming hereFor my talk todayStan he will now demonstrateHow it’s done right way When you’re ready Stan…. Just the roll Stan…… Sorry…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
It’s Lovely Dear
I love collecting pebblesSmooth and round and flatI take them home to my placeAnd place them where I sat…. It’s lovely dearWhen are we doing the kitchen sink?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Installs Another Toilet
I wanted a new toiletCall Stan they said, top manI left him to his business butGot problems with the pan….. Customer asks where to put his right leg?…. Pushed for space boss…. Want’s to know where’s the brown seat?…. Also sees a problem pissing when he’s drunk….. Jeez boss. Talk about fussy…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
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