My wife an I we exerciseOn loo (we use our brain)I try real hard and grunt I doShe wins again, again…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Tag Archives: toilet
Stan Does a Minor Toilet Remake
Knowing Stan’s an expertIn everything re looWe had a minor remakeGave him the job to do…. We asked the question. He said jump…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan’s Proud Toilet Install
She asked me for a toiletDifferent from the restLooked in all supply shopsBought what I thought best…. I love it Stan…so glitzy-poo…… Another satisfied customer…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Corridors A’Flush
I’m staying in this flash hotelWith corridors a’flushJust woken up in need of peeAnd need it in a rush…. Shit, where’s the loo?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan’s Toilet Accessories Company
We wanted toilet extrasTo match the coloured wallsSo got in touch with specialistGave toilet Stan a call…. We love it Stan. Thankyou…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Mummy It’s Not Coming
Been sitting here a long timeWaiting for my pooMummy it’s not comingI don’t know what to do?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Knitting
My wife is into knittingShe has the girls aroundHer latest project (very nice)Suits any size of round…. All the girls line up for a try…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Waiting Room
Three seats in the waiting roomAll three occupiedSoon it will be my turn(One then unoccupied),…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Desperately Needed
We gotta bit of problemIt’s vanished in thin airDesperately neededWhere is it oh where?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Lift Level Forty-Three
Mummy I’m in desperateNeed to do a weeThere’s one right in the corner dear(Not yet at forty-three)…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 