I’ve built a lot of fire escapesOrders just don’t stopSolved a really tricky oneHow to get up top…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
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Stan Designs the Newmarket Health Centre
Knowing of my expertiseIn drawing up of plansI drew up something workableAnd with my plan, they ran…. Did I view it from the air?…… Why boss?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Does a Forklift Job
Went to top-rate forklift schoolKnow just what to doWatch, I’ll do a demonstrateOf forklift skills for you…. Water? Now you tell me……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan, Signmaker to the Traffic Board
Been asked to make a sign upFor drivers in the farLane and don’t know where to goFrom there in the car…. Got it. Crystal clear boss……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Solves a Bin Burglary Problem
Was called to solve a problemOf someone burgling binsSo built a gate to stop themStop them getting in….. Boss?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan’s Top Award Toaster
While attending trade schoolI made this thing for toastWent on to win great top awards(Despite not liking toast) ….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan’s Houspainting Company Pty Ltd
I’ve studied every colour cardAll the subtle huesPeople always like my workFrom whichever view…. We love it Stan. The door is so subtle…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Wires Up an Elevator
In trade school I learnt how to wire upElevators (got me Pass A)Scroll down for the first lift I wired upMy very first lift on display…. I also wire up lights…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan Tows a Car out of Trouble
I am a tow truck driverBeen driving trucks for yearsCan do this one with eyes closed (Have checked, the car’s in gear)…. I’m sure the car was in gear?……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan Wins Lounge of the Year Award
Every lounge I look at’sOld same old same oldI wanted something differentExciting, different, bold…. What have you to say to the media Stan?……. It was nothing….. There you are listenersHumble words from a toilet installer….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 