I’ve had one lesson driving thisLooks easy nuff to meLever in, lever outRubbish in goes she…. Go Stan…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
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Stan Sorts out a Problem
Two containers we did notHave unfortunatelyCalled in Stan said can you fix?Fixed it easily…. Sorted…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Joins Facebook
I’ve joined with other FacersAll around the EarthEntered (waiting congrats)(From all) my date of birth…. Why is it calling me Gary?……. Why have all my friends forgotten my special day?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Help Stan, We Need You
We had another builderDo a job or twoLeft us with this problemDon’t know what to do?…. Can fix no worries folks…. Oh thankyou Stan. We love it……. Isn’t he nice dear? Our favourite tradesman is Stan…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Toilet Installer Stan Thinks of All Our Kiddies
Don’t worry sweetie you won’t fall downBut mummy I’ll fall throughStan looks after our kiddies, allHe will look after you…. Thankyou mister Stan…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Retains Heritage
The Council they required of meFacade it had to stayImportant for our heritageHeritage they say…. Well done Stan…… Thanks boss…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Stops for a Cup of Tea
At first I did the centre(Where it’s meant to be)After doing edgesI stopped for cup of tea…. What else could I do boss?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan the Emergency Worker
Was called out for emergencyPacked my bag of tricksFixed the problem (easy)Problem sorted, fixed…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Lowes Employs Stan as Safety Officer
Lowes have just employed me toTrolleys, right place storeFollow signs they have installedMake sure not ignored This is my first day. I’m excited….. Sad to say Stan only lasted a day……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan the Brickie Cum Toilet Installer
Stan put in the brick wall(He’s always there on call)So impressed we called him backTo toilet-match the wall….. We seem to have a leak somewhere Stan?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
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