Arrested for giving the fingerThe finger produced an arrestA day in the court it resultedA day in the court for to test A Canadian judge has dismissed a case against a man accused of harassing his neighbour with the finger. Giving your neighbour the finger may not be polite but it is protected under theContinue reading “Arrested for Giving the Finger”
Tag Archives: rhyme
Gym Victoriana
Victoriana In the gymEarly daysOf modern gym DM
I Think I Gotta Problem
I think I gotta problemI think I am bit stuckOne minute fine the next one notShit and wtf? DM
Night Driving
A spot of night-time drivingHelps to clear the headHello? what are those flashing blueBlue lights up ahead? Slow down dear…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Hapless
Write something incorporating the word ‘hapless’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HAPLESS What’s this word before me?Before me what’s this word?Hapless? I am hopelessHapless, what a word DM
I Think I Gotta Problem
I think I gotta problemI think I am bit stuckOne minute fine the next one notShit and wtf? DM
Placed It Where I Thought Best Boss
I placed the sign to warn bossMotorists, (those bit thick)Put it where can’t fail to seeThere, that should do trick What problem boss?…… DM
Mummy Rock
Mummy rockMummy moreMummy fasterMummy more Shit you OK son?…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Dialect
Write something incorporating the word ‘dialect’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DIALECT I am a master poetIn nonsense dialectDifferent dialects in odesDialect bedecked ? DM
3-year-old Kills Sister
Although was not intentionalShe picked up gun and shotHer 4-year elder sisterWith gun that she had got A 3-yr-old Houston girl has accidentally shot her 4-yr-old sister. 40% of US households have guns with most including children. But fewer than half store guns safely, studies show. DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 